What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : Thank you.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

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Me : No

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : Tea ?

Do you have any opinion on Japanese writer/actor Yukio Mishima?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Why do gun owners feel the need to defend themselves with deadly weapons? Can they not just talk things out like civilized people do?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : I don't drink

What is your opinion on the belief that one can change their life by changing their thoughts and having a positive mindset?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

What's your take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? How has it affected you?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Why does Nickelback, a popular Canadian alternative-rock band, receive so much hate? Is it because they are not considered "edgy" by some people?

Me : Sure.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

How was your JEE Advanced 2024 result?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : I'm 24.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

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Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

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He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).